Erm... Excuse me...

Ok, so I'm in Target the other day with my friend and her two little girls (ages 6 & 9), just picking up new outfits for the girls for a Girl Scout event... All of a sudden we hear this chick screaming at the top of her lungs "Alex! Look! Doesn't it look sexy?"... Well ya can't help but look when you call that kind of attention to yourself! This is pretty much what we saw, I know if I can't get the image out of my head I can't even imagine what those little girls are thinking!

Ummm... Excuse me lady but NO, it is not at all sexy! I mean the girl had great hair and a pretty face (ya, I know, cliche) but the garish make- up made her look sooo bad! You know the type, thin penciled in eyebrows that are just not natural, way to much everything else, and the "I look hot and better then everyone" attitude, I mean even if she wasn't obese she would have been ugly with that outlook on life...

That dress is way to short! And no matter how much you stuff yourself into it you will not magically become a size 2....

Why, yes that does make your ass look big....

I thought it might be fun to give her a makeover, this is how I would dress if I was that overweight yet still wanted to feel sexy...

First I would totally tone down the make- up! I would also pencil my eyebrows in a little softer and at least try to get a more natural look...  (Tip: Let the eyebrows grow out a bit then try a little shaping not to much...)

Next... COVER YOURSELF! Learn how to dress your body shape, there's no reason you can't be pretty and feel sexy even with a few extra pounds... (Tip: Break up the waist, use a belt or a different style of top, a little bit of form fitting goes a long way without letting it all spill out...) And a LITTLE cleavage is just fine...

Yes, your ass is still big but at least you can bend over now without scarring anyone for life...

I mean no offense to anyone, I just had to get that out of my head as it's been bothering me in the most annoying way! I'm no size 2 myself  and even if I was I have respect for myself and would never try to look like a $5.00 Las Vegas hooker... 

(Apologies for the weird size pics, not sure what happened there) 

Thanks All!

I'm super excited! I finally reached 2,000 views! Thanks everyone for taking a minute and "hearing" what I have to say, I would have probably let this blog die an undignified death if it wasn't for the encouragement I received from some very special simmers so I really want to give a big WOO HOO to you! You know who you are and I'm so happy to have met such awesome people! Look forward to having fun on this blog for a long time to come... Have an amazing weekend!

Nope, don't want it...

I love Lazy Game Reviews! They always say it like it is... From what I've seen, read and heard I am soooo going to pass on this stuff pack! And who's bright idea was the sleep mask anyway? Well I guess it's not a bad idea to hide the ugly EA made sims that pop up in CAS right? The best part is the plug for Mod the Sims! As EA get lazier and greedier the amazing community of CC creators get better and better, they really should take a closer look at some of them and learn something about their own game and what thier players/ customers want... Sheesh, when does the fail stop!?!

No offense to any of you who have purchased or like this stuff pack, it's just one simmers opinion...

Happy Anniversary!!

I ADORE my Hubby and today we are celebrating 14 wonderful years together!! Looking forward to the rest of my life with you babe! I love you!!

(Technically our anniverary was on the 21st but had to wait until today to celebrate)

xD

STOP IT PACO!!! xD is not the best smiley!
This is ----->>>


HA HA HA HA HA!!! xD

TS3 vs. FB...

So The Sims 3 website wants to be like Facebook huh?

Yeah, good luck with that!

     Personally I don't have issue with the changes... except that we will no longer be able to customize our pages... And as long as some security features that WORK are implemented I'm ok with it... Being the social network addict that I am this aspect doesn't bother me at all...  What does bother me is that once again EA is not listening to their customers, the majority of Simmers that use the site have stated loud and clear that they don't want these changes! Hell even Facebook does polls and a little research before making final changes, typically they don't listen either but at least they let us believe they want our opinions, Facebook also will usually give us the option to change immediately or let us take time to get used to the idea before changing. All in all it's not such a big deal to me because I rarely even see my page as it is... As for those of that hate the idea of these changes I do understand and I hope there is some sort of compromise for you but I wouldn't hold my breath, it is EA after all....
<---- EA considering customer feedback....

Mah Casino!

Finally got my little casino page up and running! Now take a gamble will ya? Come on, you know you want to!! Hehehe! Still looking for a Craps game but I think you'll enjoy what I have so far... Check it out HERE !!       

Did I mention it's all free and just for fun???